Nobody wants to make the naughty list but with this AIP Paleo Lump of Coal Cookies, you might just ask to be added!

Well I’m not proud to admit that I haven’t blogged a new recipe in several months. And I could sit here and make excuses about “busy” or tell you how I’ve actually compiled a substantial list of the things I’m GOING to make, like these cookies; but honestly none of that matters. The pressure we create for ourselves by letting the thoughts and expectations of others infiltrate our own minds gets a little insane sometimes.

But alas, here we are – made it through Thanksgiving (barely), made it through the launch of 3 new Legit Bread Company products (barely), survived Hanukkah (barely), breezed through my birthday week (barely), and now we’re on cruise control until the new year. JK it’s probably going to be more of the same, which is a lot of everything.

Ok back to the recipe just in the St Nick of time! I had this idea months ago as well and thought it would be so fun and kitschy for Christmas. While I don’t personally observe, my father is Christian and we are fortunate enough to be able to spend the holidays together, we do all the things. Stockings are always my favorite; special thanks to Fritos and bean dip, a family tradition. So my idea with these is to drop a few in each stocking as edible lumps of coal – they can be kept completely AIP compliant with our new cookie mix from The Castaway Kitchen, or you can add some additional cocoa if tolerated. 
Looking for more holiday cookie recipes? I can help there too! Check out these SNOW GLOBE COOKIES or these BEST PALEO SUGAR COOKIES to add all your personal touches to!
PrintAIP Paleo Lump of Coal Cookies
Ingredients
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- 1 bag Allergen Friendly Cookie Mix from The Castaway Kitchen
- 1/4 cup maple syrup
- 1/2 cup melted butter, ghee, or coconut oil
- 1 tablespoon activated charcoal or Takesumi Supreme
- Optional: 1 tablespoon cocoa powder or carob powder for AIP
Instructions
- Preheat your oven to 350F
- Combine all ingredients in a bowl with the cookie mix, stir to combine
- Use a 1″ cookie scoop to drop rounded spoonfuls onto a baking sheet, do not flatten, they will spread slightly
- Bake for 10 minutes
- Allow to cool before serving
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These lump of coal cookies are such a clever and festive idea for anyone following an AIP or Paleo diet during the holidays. I really appreciate that the recipe is straightforward and uses simple swaps like maple syrup and ghee or coconut oil. The optional cocoa or carob addition is a nice touch for those who tolerate it, keeping it flexible. It’s also refreshing to read a post that openly acknowledges the pressure of blogging and the chaos of the season—it makes the recipe feel more relatable and human. I might try dropping a few in stockings this year too!
The lump of coal cookie concept is such a clever and playful twist for Christmas stockings, especially since it stays fully AIP-compliant with the cookie mix and optional cocoa. I appreciate the honest note about the blogging hiatus and the pressure we put on ourselves—it makes the recipe feel more personal. The activated charcoal addition is intriguing, and the 10-minute bake time seems easy enough for a quick holiday treat. I’ll definitely try these with ghee and maybe a touch of carob for a milder flavor.
These look like such a fun holiday treat idea! Love how they fit the AIP/Paleo approach while still feeling festive and creative.
JK it’s probably going to be more of the same, which is a lot of everything.
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The pressure we create for ourselves by letting the thoughts and expectations of others infiltrate our own minds gets a little insane sometimes octordle free.
I love the creative twist on AIP holiday baking—these lump of coal cookies are such a fun idea! My kids get a kick out of playing Sete a Zero game while I’m in the kitchen testing new recipes like this one.
The visual idea is fun, but the detailed ingredient choices are what make the recipe practical for readers following AIP or paleo guidelines. The texture notes help set expectations for a cookie without conventional flour and sugar. A brief storage recommendation would be useful for anyone making a batch ahead for holiday gifts.
These AIP Paleo lump of coal cookies look hilarious! I’ve been checking out an AI tools directory for recipe ideas lately, and this is definitely the most creative one I’ve seen.